Whoopee Cushion Old Farts Never Die
The outside of the white gift box reads: "CAUTION Do Not Open with a Sharp Instrument"
When the recipient opens the package, out pops your message on a balloon. Inside the box is color coordinated tissue paper, a balloon weight clip, a personalized message from you, and an additional suitable gift. Gifts can vary depending on the selected balloon. For example, a "Get Well" balloon may ship with a pack of tissues, and a crossword puzzle. Birthday balloons may ship with a party hat, a party horn, bead necklaces and/or Silly String. We also have larger and/or more personalized gifts available as gift attachments!
All expedited shipments must be ordered before 12pm EST, to reach the FedEx Air Terminal on time.
Desired Delivery date is not a guaranteed delivery date. If you need shorter transit times, use an expedited shipping option.
All orders with no personal message will receive no greeting card.
All orders with no desired delivery date will ship by noon EST.
We reserve the right to substitute your balloon with a similar choice if your first choice becomes out of stock because we receive balloons from the manufacturer with defects.